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reading your most embarrassing childhood stories
May 18, 2026·1h 3m·ep. 15
what we talk about in this episode
Hey Daughters! ✨
Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!
Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeQFCeVTYc
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Chapters
0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod
2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?
5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world
8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college
10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide
13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French
17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)
21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...
22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college
25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus
27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories
28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together
31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub
33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)
38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall
41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub
46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas
48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral
54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe
1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked
1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)
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