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i peed in maya angelou's memorial class | more embarrassing stories
May 25, 2026·1h 15m·ep. 16
what we talk about in this episode
Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine).
I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy!
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0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2
0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector)
3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong
8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry)
16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target.
21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional
23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery)
24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text
27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall
30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her)
32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later.
34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93
39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma"
41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went
44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up
47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen)
52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It)
1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show
1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time
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