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DATING LORE PT. 2 — Eldest Daughter Podcast

dating lore pt. 2

April 6, 2026·1h 0m·ep. 9

what we talk about in this episode

Hi Daughters! Your crazy dating stories were so good we needed to make a part 2. From spending the night in a pimped out short bus to date stacking in europe, our daughters have seen it all! Enoy more dating lore.✨ Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 – Welcome back, daughters 1:57 – She spent the night in his pimped out short bus 6:03 – Tiana's gym date invited her to a Molly party 9:43 – The "hey diva" test every man needs to pass 12:12 – 4 perfect dates, a Europe trip, and a "keep shining" breakup text 22:48 – Date stacking is real and being trusting doesn't make you gullible 27:00 – Performative Brooklyn males are literally Mockingjays 28:48 – "Never trust a man with scoliosis" and other unhinged closing arguments 30:57 – He pulled it out on the couch next to her mom AND her grandma 35:43 – The community theater magician with the micropenis 41:29 – He called her man-hating because she thinks PTA is overrated 44:13 – "He has a good relationship with his mom" is NOT a green flag 48:19 – The conservative who markets women's lingerie as humanitarian work 53:08 – The silent stand-up class guy who kissed like a metronome 59:11 – Love you, daughters